Friday, April 8, 2011

The Little Stinker

Little Stinkerâ„¢
Or Not????
Sometimes, you settle for "A Little Stinker"...as the case played out this week on "Fish Tuesday"... I thought that this was the day...the calm before the storm.  Well, kind of.  It was a day between storms.  And when I started going up the beaten path (which I have frequent walker miles), the path got a little more slippery and a little muddier.  But, I was convinced that this path WOULD  lead me to a few fish, despite the high water and inconsistent water temps as of late.  I walked about a mile before I saw the spot that I wanted to put a line in.  There it was before me...the most beautiful, deep pool, which should have been full of fish.  But, not a peep.  No bug activity and no rising fish like you usually see in this particular pool.  So, I decided to take my journey a little farther down the path.  The coolness of the brisk air felt great.  The birds were chirping and as I followed their path, I watched and listened.  A few casts later, I had a fish bite, but it came off the fly.  Maybe a little bit jerky on the set.  No worries...we tried again and again...where was that fish?  That "Little Stinker" wasn't going to get away from me!  I didn't know if there would be much more opportunity out there...A few more casts and a few more steps down the bank...Fish On!  Oh, it was not much of a pull...so I new it wasn't going to be any trophy...but, it was a fish!  Out of all the 14" to 24" fish in the Provo River...this is what I came up with...Alas!  "The Little Stinker"!!


Lil' Stinker-Remite Controlled Farting Teddy Bear




The Lil' Stinker Farting Bear is a 12in. remote controlled farting bear & it's definitely a gas! Sit him on the couch and surprise guests from across the room by pushing the remote control. Cheeks light up in embarrassment after the GAStly deed!


NO...THAT'S NOT WHAT I CAME UP WITH...WRONG KIND OF STINKER! 




Little Stinker™ Baby Butt Spray. The Baby Butt Spray was developed to de-stinkify your little ones while gently moisturizing their little bums.
In fact, your baby will smell so fresh and clean, you’ll probably want to eat them . . . but you know . . . don’t do that! Let Little Stinker be the perfect answer for your poopy prancer.


NO!  THAT ISN'T "THE LITTLE STINKER" THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT EITHER!!!  DEFINITELY NOT!




Sparky,

My Photo

After two long hours, I had caught the fish of my dreams...I named him "Sparky" as he was about the only "spark" of fish activity that I saw all morning...

13 comments:

  1. Does the lil' stinker farting bear come with batteries? I'm glad all was not lost and Sparky showed up for you...at least he wasn't a boot...

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  2. We've been catching quite a few Sparkys, since it is all we are getting we LOVE everyone of them. It is getting warmer, the big guys have to start getting active soon!

    Farting bear...fantastic.

    -stephanie

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  3. Sanders ~ A boot would not be good! Stinkers are better for sure...

    Stephanie ~ Rock on "Sparky"!!! Warmer? It snowed here last night... :(

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  4. How big was it? That looks like about a 12 incher....boy if you EVER come fish the Southeast you are sure gonna be disappointed by the size of the fish! ( But we'll give you some good BBQ.)

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  5. BILLY ~ NO...more like 7-8 inches of fish there!

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  6. Ha!! Damsel you little devil. Great post and nice fish by my book.

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  7. Right about now I'd be thrilled with a Little Stinker - 2 more weeks until trout opener up here!

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  8. I'd don't know.... I think I might have been excited to pull a farting bear out of the river. It could be good juju.

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  9. 7-8 inches...that's a pig in the creeks I fish. I'll leave the farting bear comments for Howard...should be right up his alley.

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  10. RD, thanks for a few laughs in this post. I think every fish is a nice fish. The best fish you will catch ever, is the next one!

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  11. I'm glad everyone is enjoying this "stinky" post!

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  12. I think, Owl Jones is rubbing off on all of us. I'm doing my best to resist.

    Mark

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  13. Mark ~ Trust me, I was pretty much normal before I entered the blogging world...Now, look at me...posting about "Little Stinkers"!! (And I think that Owl Jones might be another one) Yep, I'm almost positive he is.

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